I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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