I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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