Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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