gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize