We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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