He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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