my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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