I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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