After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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