Got a toothbrush?
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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