Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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