the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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