pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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