when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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