No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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