At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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