I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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