Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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