This girl is more easily done than said...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
the raccoons are back...
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