I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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