some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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