im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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