new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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