Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
