Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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