Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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