I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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