Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Boobs are out for the taking
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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