did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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