Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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