What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
handjob tips. give me some.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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