Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is wine microwaveable?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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