Its about making memories worth repressing
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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