your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I wear drunk well.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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