if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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