so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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