Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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