The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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