Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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