I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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