Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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