What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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