Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
