How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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