DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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