Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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