Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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