I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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