im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Are we still banned from the library?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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