i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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