I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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