Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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