Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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